November 2009

Chris Lane

Author: Bachelor of the Year Contestant

Chris Lane
Age: 26
Occupation: Store Manager, Food Lion (Hilton Head)
Hometown: Savannah, GA

Q:You are the starring role in one movie already made- what movie would you pick, and which actor would play you? A: Everyone will write “Rudy”…but that is a very good choice because I have had to work very hard for everything I have.

Q: If you could have a super natural power what would it be and why?
A: I would find some magical way to use my journalism degree (that made me millions) or a magical language filter, so that when I talk to girls I don’t sound like such an idiot.

Q: If you could steal one thing in the world without getting caught what would you take?
A: Um. I would take the hunger away from starving children. How’s that for ducking the question?

Q: What would you have named yourself, if you had the option?
A: Formula: All-American first name + state/ city for last name = B.A.M.F. Example: Joe Montana. Johnny Knoxville. Maybe Billy Colorado? Tim Dakota? Jimmy Nevada?

Q: Which 1 year of your life would you relive and why?
A: I haven’t had my best years yet! Ask again in ten more.

Q: If you just won CH2’ Bachelor of the Year who is the first person you would call? (This is a trick question, you have to keep it a secret until the magazine comes out January 1,2010)
A: Probably my ex from college who left me for that guy that played guitar at the bars. (Ask: How did that work out for ya?)

Q: What is your favorite thing to watch on TV? What is your least favorite thing to watch on TV? (Be specific. Example: If Sports are your favorite pick a one. If Reality TV is your least favorite pick a show.)
A: I am a news junkie so probably cable news. I am pretty sure that shows like “The Hills” are signs of the coming apocalypse.

Q: What would your entrance music be?
A: “Panama” by Van Halen, because it is BY FAR the greatest 80s Metal Song about a Central American Nation.

Q: If you could be famous for something you don’t currently do what would it be?
A: Winning the Lottery and giving it all away. I think about that all the time. Would be fun and help out a lot of great causes.


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