November 2014

Snapshots from Thanksgiving (Does this look familiar?)

Author: Special to CH2 | Photographer: Mark Staff Photography

MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP, MAY YOUR POTATOES AND GRAVY HAVE A NARY A LUMP. MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS AND YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE, AND MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF YOUR THIGHTS!”- ANONYMOUS


**“I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to
get mad at turkeys. There’s turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Someone needs to
tell the turkey, ‘man, just be yourself.”** -Mitch Hedberg


Left:“Here I am at 5 o’clock in the morning stuffing bread crumbs up a dead bird’s butt.” -Roseanne Barr

Right:“Thanksgiving is a emotional time. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.” -Johnny Carson


“Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Half-times take 12 minutes. This is not coincidence.” -Erma Bombeck

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