BREAKIN' THE LAW!
Author: Asked to Remain Private | Photographer: Photography By Mark Staff
Protectors of the Plantations. Perpetuators of Peace. Guardians of all that is Vulnerable in a Crazy World.
They keep the Lowcountry and its citizens safe from the evil that lurks in the criminal mind. But despite their valiant and sometimes superhuman efforts, every now and again someone is caught…
BREAKIN’ THE LAW!
Governing Rules and Regulations:
Section D: Personal Property Article 2: Plant/ Tree Removal
Part A: Plant removal permit is mandatory before any flower is removed from personal property. A fee may be applicable. – VIOLATION!
Section G: Canines/ Felines/ Rodents/ Amphibians
Part C: Canines and Felines must be kept of a leash at all times. – VIOLATION!
Part G: Animals are considered a nuisance if they destroy private property. – VIOLATION!
Section Z: General Business
Part M: No business for personal profit or gain may be operated out of one’s home or front yard. – VIOLATION!
Part X: Operating without a business permit. – VIOLATION!
Section K: Service Provider
Article 10: Painters
Part J: Painters are permitted to work Monday-Friday, between the hours of 7am – 7pm only. *WORK IS NOT ALLOWED ON SUNDAY!
Section G: Golf Course Etiquette
Part 26-73: The only balls allowed on the golf course are small and white.
Part 36-94 Golfers must be dressed in attire befitting ladies and gentlemen.
Section D: Personal Property
Part 11: Acts of God and Such…if you’re house is on fire, please call 911.8